You are on my bus every day. Your hair looks like carpet and your Taylor Swift music blaring from your headphones offends my ears.

Kyle needs to stop throwing bottles of piss on my effing roof.

Kyle touched me, where Kyle's hands should not touch.

Kyle whips his hair back and forth

If the line goes one way then join the END of the line. Attaching yourself to the front of the line makes everyone see how much of an arrogant asshole you are!

Kyle needs to get the fuck off the phone while I'm trying to serve him.

Kyle cried like a little bitch when I told him to take his own rubbish out and not be so fucking lazy

I swear to god if any more teenaged Kyles come into my store and try to steal from me, I will decapitate the little cunts. Teenage Kyles: stay in school!!!

Kyle needs to learn to use his words. Pointing and grunting will get you nowhere!

Kyle was on my bus today. He kept yelling out "why is this taking so long", "why aren't we moving", "this is like pulling teeth. Kyle, its called peak hour traffic, get over it and shut the fuck up!