Along with Kyle being the asshole who ruins your day, he also sends bastard emails just to make your day that little bit better!
Cat Food
From: Kyle Insane
To: Daniel Lahey
Date: 15 April 2010
Subject: Cat Food
Hello,
I recently bought a number of your cans of cat food. My cat seems to turn his nose up at all of them and refusesto touch them.
I went back to the previous brand and he is once again happy.
Today my cat had a bit of diareah, it got all over the fur around his ass. I went to clean it but he already started taking care of it himself. He licked his entire ass clean.
I can not understand how he can lick his ass clean but not eat your catfood. Surely your catfood does not taste worse than ass. I was tempted to try myself, but I thought that maybe it was a bad batch.
Could you get some of your food technicians to test some of your recent batches to see if they taste worse than cat shit.
I am happy to provide you with the cans I have here and some samples of my cats shit if you would like to compare?
Regards,
Kyle
* NO REPLY *
Dog Meat
From: Kyle Insane
To: Anna
Subject: Dog Meat
Date: Fri, 10 April 2010 06:17:37 pm
Anna,
Today, as for me there is an interest in purchase of portion of your dog meat. kind of dog does it from? There is shop around Australia? I who find trouble directly good dog meat here.
Kyle
From: Anna
To: Kyle Insane
Subject: Dog Meat
Date: Sat, 11 April 2010 03:13:10 pm
Hi Kyle,
Unfortunately i haven't dabbled in that area of the market yet.
As far as i know my treats are FOR dogs not made of them, I'll let you know when I have what your looking for.
I've heard there are some good suppliers in Cabramatta.
Hope this helps.
Thanks,
Anna
From: Kyle Insane
To: Anna
Subject: Dog Meat
Date: Sat, 11 April 2010 03:24:30 pm
I am to be understand your treats are for dogs brings me sadness.
Please to be thanking you
Kyle
Website Content
From: Kyle Insane
To: Adam Thomas
Subject: Re: Website Content
Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2010 06:17:37 pm
Dear Website Owner,
I recently came across your website through a Google search.
As a devoted Christian I am horrified at the sort of content that it contains especially the religion section. You should be ashamed of yourself and I pray that you remove these satanic pages.
I also found from your domain registration information that you are from New South Wales as I am.
I would like you to attend a ceremony to clense your soul at my local Church.
Please save your soul by removing these pages and by attending the ceremony. The love and warmth of Jesus is waiting for you.
Peace and god be with you.
Kyle
From: Adam Thomas
To: Kyle Insane
Subject: Re: Website Content
Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2010 10:36:57 am
Are you an idiot?
From: Kyle Insane
To: Adam Thomas
Subject: Re: Website Content
Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2010 02:31:06 pm
Hello,
I take offense to you calling me an idiot. No sir I am not.
I have spoken to other members of my Church about your website.
We will hold our hands together and pray for you at the sermon tomorrow.
Through God and Jesus your soul will be saved if you take your content down.
I would also appreciate it if you converted your website over to a Christian site showing everyone how you have changed yourself and how you have accepted Jesus into your life.
Peace and God be with you
Kyle.
From: Adam Thomas
To: Kyle Insane
Subject: Re: Website Content
Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2010 02:48:07 pm
Well I, "sir", take offense at you attempting to force your misguided, ancient beliefs on other people. I also take offense at you telling me what I should and shouldn't do with my own personal website.
You can join hands and pray as much as you like if it makes you feel like you're actually helping anyone in any way.
I ask you this, if there was a god (which there isn't) are you really so arrogant as to think that it would care about what I put on my website?
For crying out loud do something with your life before it's too late, because it's the only life you have and once it's gone, there's nothing to take its place.
What a waste.
